If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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