I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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