2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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