This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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