Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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