every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
where does the pee come out of this thing
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Alive.
So much puke
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
