You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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