Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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