you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
