2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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