Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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