can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
