the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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