you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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