If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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