Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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