oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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