He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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