what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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