YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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