i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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