Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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