Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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