We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
