come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
