Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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