I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I came so hard my ears popped.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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