So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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