Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
