my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My bed smells like the plague
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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