I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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