his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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