he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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