I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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