Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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