that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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