I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
did i walk over a car last night?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
