we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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