My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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