i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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