I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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