Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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