I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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