He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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