It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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