I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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