Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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