she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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