i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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