we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
