I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
operation harelip BJ is a go
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
we should paint friendship bongs
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