it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Of course I have a pirate flag
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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