you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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