Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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