I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The struggles of a small town man whore
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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