Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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